"I used to call people, then I got into e-mailing, then texting, and now I just ignore everyone."
"True love is when you’re standing in line for Chipotle, and you say, “I shouldn’t get guacamole,” and the great love of your life says, “You know what, just get the guac.” And then you go home, and you watch TV together while eating burritos. That’s true love."
"I love sleep. My life has the tendency to fall apart when I’m awake, you know?"